My name is Crystalyn . All of the below makes me happy.
what are snails even trying to do
my 6 year old brother has been crying for the past 20 minutes because my parents didn’t invite him to their wedding 19 years ago
this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was
In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.
In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.
Fun fact: I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift was actually about Ellen DeGenerous
and now I’m lying on the cold hard ground.
and now im laughing