Sup.
My name is Crystalyn . All of the below makes me happy.
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
(Source: ricksanscrotum, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
i got a cat yesterday but i think he’s broken
(Source: kitkaloid, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
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